Post by RyanMcCain on Nov 9, 2009 22:44:30 GMT 7
I'm gonna post it back here though. I don't prefer downloading (for some sort of reasons...)
Author: DraNYC (a.k.a VnDrag or RyanMcCain)
Rate: K
Category: Humor/General
Status: On going
From cold to flu!
September 26th, 2067
Dear diary!
I haven’t write anything since… 10 years ago, right? And look at you, now you’re so like an old man if you’re a human. Well, i have something to write today and i swear if i can’t write it out i’ll be stress to dead!
This morning, i have to join an ARC race that i really don’t want to go. I caught a cold! Come on, how can i fly if my eyes can’t see anything? But no! I was force to fly! I swear that if i hadn’t drink like… tons of coffee before the race, i’d have die among those jets!
And what made the cold? Well, thanks to Zak! Yeah right! Thanks a lot! He told me to wait for him and yes, i waited, 3 hours under the rain until he called me and said that “Sorry Johnny, i have some important things to do. Catch you tomorrow and if you’re still waiting, go home!” Man, if you just said that 3 hours earlier!!!
And today, i came to the finish line in the last place. Of course i was to shame to met any of them! And what happened next? Metajets mission! Excuse me if this is rude, but why don’t you “ravens” go back to your net? I’m tired, please just let me rest for a few seconds and i’ll do anything you say! I shot and i missed and was blame by both captian Strong and Trey! I always respect them but excuse me, i am SICK! Don’t you see? I told you already, did you see my nose turning red? My lips turning purple? And all of you made me have influenza instead of a normal cold.
So, my dear diary, i’ve decided! Right! I will skip the first ARC race for the first time in my whole life! NOT EVEN Maggie can pull me out of my sweet and warm and comfortable bed. Seriously, i’ll sleep right away!!!
P/S: Did i say that even Maggie can’t pull me out of my bed? Well, if it’s her and not the other guys, i’ll try my best to get up
Chicken soup make me sick!
September 27th, 2009
Dear diary!
So i’m home today, like a lazy fat pig and watch TV. Man, i don’t know what’s wrong with me, just feel dizzy and captain Strong forced me to stay (He didn’t need to “force” if he allowed me to stay home yesterday!)
Zak brought me a big bowl of chicken soup. He told me that he made it himself and told me to finish it. I tried and it’s pretty good, i didn’t even know that the Zak man can cook. Then he told me that he needs to borrow my CD player! Oh, i got it, that’s why you cook this for me. Man, you really are breaking my heart Zak!
After that visit of “my best friend” (who made me wait 3 hours in the pouring rain), Trey came into my room. He asked how do i feel and then gave me… guess what! Another bowl of chicken soup. I was going to deny but he totally caught me. He told me that… well, it’ll be really embarrassed if i say this, but he told me that… Mag cook this for me. So i eat up the soup, then he laughed and said that “Johnny my man, this is the special soup i bought for you and Zak bought one, too. There is no way…” This was not polite but i told him to stop (actually i yell “Shut up!”) and then he went out of the room with my pillow on his head! Seriously, is he really trying to break my heart?!
Oh god, this is what make me just want to finish myself. Maggie came over to visit me but i fell asleep. Two bowls of soup made me sleepy and i don’t want anybody to disturb me, so i locked the door, turn on the radio and i sleep. She called me like… 20 times but i couldn’t hear anything. When i woke up just half an hour ago, i saw a short letter that wrote “I couldn’t wake you up so i’ll leave this thing here. You can check it when you wake up. I’m off now. Mag.” I scratched my head. Man, when did she come?!!!
So i’ll check this thing right away. Uhm… oh God! Chicken soup again?! Maggie, please tell me that you cook this! At least please tell me that you didn’t bought this from the convenient store! I’m begging you Mag!!!
‘kay, gotta finish the soup before it being cold. I swear that if i have to eat more soup… Oh man! It’s captain Strong! And a bowl of soup!!!
Author: DraNYC (a.k.a VnDrag or RyanMcCain)
Rate: K
Category: Humor/General
Status: On going
From cold to flu!
September 26th, 2067
Dear diary!
I haven’t write anything since… 10 years ago, right? And look at you, now you’re so like an old man if you’re a human. Well, i have something to write today and i swear if i can’t write it out i’ll be stress to dead!
This morning, i have to join an ARC race that i really don’t want to go. I caught a cold! Come on, how can i fly if my eyes can’t see anything? But no! I was force to fly! I swear that if i hadn’t drink like… tons of coffee before the race, i’d have die among those jets!
And what made the cold? Well, thanks to Zak! Yeah right! Thanks a lot! He told me to wait for him and yes, i waited, 3 hours under the rain until he called me and said that “Sorry Johnny, i have some important things to do. Catch you tomorrow and if you’re still waiting, go home!” Man, if you just said that 3 hours earlier!!!
And today, i came to the finish line in the last place. Of course i was to shame to met any of them! And what happened next? Metajets mission! Excuse me if this is rude, but why don’t you “ravens” go back to your net? I’m tired, please just let me rest for a few seconds and i’ll do anything you say! I shot and i missed and was blame by both captian Strong and Trey! I always respect them but excuse me, i am SICK! Don’t you see? I told you already, did you see my nose turning red? My lips turning purple? And all of you made me have influenza instead of a normal cold.
So, my dear diary, i’ve decided! Right! I will skip the first ARC race for the first time in my whole life! NOT EVEN Maggie can pull me out of my sweet and warm and comfortable bed. Seriously, i’ll sleep right away!!!
P/S: Did i say that even Maggie can’t pull me out of my bed? Well, if it’s her and not the other guys, i’ll try my best to get up
Chicken soup make me sick!
September 27th, 2009
Dear diary!
So i’m home today, like a lazy fat pig and watch TV. Man, i don’t know what’s wrong with me, just feel dizzy and captain Strong forced me to stay (He didn’t need to “force” if he allowed me to stay home yesterday!)
Zak brought me a big bowl of chicken soup. He told me that he made it himself and told me to finish it. I tried and it’s pretty good, i didn’t even know that the Zak man can cook. Then he told me that he needs to borrow my CD player! Oh, i got it, that’s why you cook this for me. Man, you really are breaking my heart Zak!
After that visit of “my best friend” (who made me wait 3 hours in the pouring rain), Trey came into my room. He asked how do i feel and then gave me… guess what! Another bowl of chicken soup. I was going to deny but he totally caught me. He told me that… well, it’ll be really embarrassed if i say this, but he told me that… Mag cook this for me. So i eat up the soup, then he laughed and said that “Johnny my man, this is the special soup i bought for you and Zak bought one, too. There is no way…” This was not polite but i told him to stop (actually i yell “Shut up!”) and then he went out of the room with my pillow on his head! Seriously, is he really trying to break my heart?!
Oh god, this is what make me just want to finish myself. Maggie came over to visit me but i fell asleep. Two bowls of soup made me sleepy and i don’t want anybody to disturb me, so i locked the door, turn on the radio and i sleep. She called me like… 20 times but i couldn’t hear anything. When i woke up just half an hour ago, i saw a short letter that wrote “I couldn’t wake you up so i’ll leave this thing here. You can check it when you wake up. I’m off now. Mag.” I scratched my head. Man, when did she come?!!!
So i’ll check this thing right away. Uhm… oh God! Chicken soup again?! Maggie, please tell me that you cook this! At least please tell me that you didn’t bought this from the convenient store! I’m begging you Mag!!!
‘kay, gotta finish the soup before it being cold. I swear that if i have to eat more soup… Oh man! It’s captain Strong! And a bowl of soup!!!